February 1, 2011

A ABSURD'S DICTIONARY

by Jagannatha Misra das





Aphorism –
Short sentence presenting in a very attractive condensed way a sophisticated thought which doesn't make any sense. Precise ignorance.

Attachment -
Contagious violent disease generating possessive spirit making you feel and think that 'the object' is your extension, but in the advanced stage you end up ironically as an extension of 'the object'.
Hanging on something you don't need at all, but imagining that it is “yours” is a symptom of it.
People say that it is very painful experience to be 'chopped of' from your 'beloved object' you are attached to. Others say 'that's real life' & 'fight for it'. In any case 'more attachment - more pain'
seams to be truth.
The assembling and disintegrating function in The Matrix is done graciously by The Time.

The Matrix -
or UGM - Universal Game Machine
Global, social and biological patterns of behavior and shapes, which you may wish to accept.
You are in the game...just choose any new false identification the matrix is offering to you.
While passing in time you'll find unlimited variety of bodies plus pains and pleasures.
She has everything you can think of...outside yourself.

Time -
“Time is money”- some say, others” Time is comfort”...One wise man told me:“Even a fraction of of life wasted cannot be compensated by any amount of gold. Human life is a gift to us so that we can free ourselves and find our real, permanent source of happiness.”
Both by rising and by setting, the sun decreases the duration of life of everyone.
Time is up, for you to decide...

Time/definition/ -
The impersonal time factor is the background of the material manifestation as the instrument of the Supreme Lord. It is the ingredient of assistance offered to material nature. No one knows where time began and where it ends, and it is time only which can keep a record of the creation, maintenance and destruction of the material manifestation. This time factor is the material cause of creation and is therefore a self expansion of the Personality of Godhead. Time is considered the impersonal feature of the Lord. SB 3.10.11p.
The time factor is also explained by modern men in various ways. Some accept it almost as it is explained in the Srimad Bhagavatam. For example, in Hebrew literature time is accepted, in the same spirit, as a representation of God. It is stated therein: God, who at sundry times and in diverse manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets... Metaphysically, time is distinguished as absolute and real. Absolute time is continuous and is unaffected by the speed or slowness of material things. Time is astronomically and mathematically calculated in relation to the speed, change and life of a particular object. Factually, however, time has nothing to do with the relativities of things; rather, everything is shaped and calculated in terms of the facility offered by time. Time is the basic measurement of the activity of our senses, by which we calculate past, present and future; but in factual calculation, time has no beginning and no end. Canakya Pandita says that even a slight fraction of time cannot be purchased with millions of dollars, and therefore even a moment of time lost without profit must be calculated as the greatest loss in life. Time is not subject to any form of psychology, nor are the moments objective realities in themselves, but they are dependent on particular experiences.(SSS)
“Time I am.” - Bhagavad Gita 11.34

Grace -
as we said Time moves graciously. This definition has quite a few aspects. Graceful - smooth, unnoticed ; Graceful – higher, superior ; Graceful – most glorious, eclipses the glory of all human achievements very easily ;Graceful – powerful, destroying all material forms ;Graceful – mercy, invoking question “why” and our dormant intelligence.

Avatara/modern/ -
Desperate attempt to call our experiments with remote controlled bodily machines as 'Avatars'... is pity. These are just surrogates.
Fed up by their empty life some people continue trying to imitate The One by projecting their ego in another reality different from the their present one, which they find quite disappointing. However, it is just another dream and it doesn't last. To drop this reality you are in, present body and mind has to be change or forgotten. To begin a new life present has to die. Human frame can't accommodate two at once. That is the major difference between The Lord and the fools:
He can be in all places and times at once but we can't be even in two.

Avatara/real/ -
literally means 'the one who descends'.A partially or fully empowered incarnation of the Lord who descends from the spiritual sky to the material universe with a particular mission described in scriptures. When Krishna descends from the world of spirit into the world of matter, His appearance here is called avatara. The Sanskrit term avatara (one who descends) is often rendered into English as incarnation. It is wrong, however, to think that Krishna incarnates in a body made of physical elements. He descents in His original spiritual form which never changes, therefore He remembers everything.

Cheap -
1.low profitable mentality, recognized instantly
in the others and never in us, the noble ones.
2.low priced desired object, advertised cleverly,
after buying it gives you enough trouble to
make your mind ready for the costly one.

Character -
To impose on others something which is missing in you. Or to “humbly” hide something you never had. So, how to discover what is your real character? It is very simple:
What you do when no one is watching you.

Confession -
Irresistible need of resetting the brain for a new set of sins.

Confession/real/ -
True intention to never fall back. The sincere, honest repentance leading to purification.
Change of the heart.

Cosm-etics -
Make up hiding the reality. This industry became prominent after the rapid decrease of fines and shyness in human's face in the last decades. The chance to find natural beauty is hopelessly small.

Cosm-os -
Hides the spiritual reality behind. In the same way the body of a human or any species of life, being a small cosmos, covers the soul from our vision.

Custom -
Under custody. Experiencing social pressure, or the costume you have to wear.
The cost you pay to be in the society.

Deception -
look at the mirror. This is your biggest lie to the world...and to yourself. What you see out on the streets...in the office...at home, is just a reflection of this very same lie.

Education/modern/ -
Slaughter house, maintained and refined by people in power. Invented in Ancient Greece by the rulers who eventually murdered Socrates for two reasons:
1.he wasn't willing to sign in.
2.he was not afraid of them.

Education/real/ -
Cultivates good character, leading to self-realization.
It is naturally connected with the Truth by practical experience in life.

Elections -
Bunch of asses choose one ass to lead them, hoping to get brighter future.

Employees -
The exploited.

Enjoyment –
impression of happiness...squeezed out in between three major crises - the puberty crises, middle age crises and the old age crises...if the cashes' and hormones' balance allow it.

Happiness –
temporary relief from distress. A gift - a moment deep breath before dive again in a bloody pool.

Envy -
main impetus for material success. The driving force of the 'advanced human civilization'.
Kind of a delirium in which man imagines that he can compete with God...with all others...
and even with himself.

Evolution -
Fixion novel in which reptiles fly and sing in the sky, fishes hunting in the forest(who among them will miss that!) and monkeys make modern science. Reality shows of course that rather this never happened and will never happen, cause those spices don't show even a slightest affinity to the activities in the novel. The fishes are still in the water, reptiles on the ground and monkeys in the forests. As far as the the missing human race is concerned– they must be already in heaven.

C. Darwin -
the author of a well known novel “Theory of evolution”. As Sigmund Fried had sexual problems with his mother later thought that it's a universal low, so little Charles had felt uncontrollable attraction for this innocent hairy creatures in the forests, he experimented with. What came out as a result was a bestseller.

Devolution -
Everything material– global, social, moral and biological degrades at every single moment, ultimately leading to the point of dissolution. This view seams to be supported by reality.
Still, to give hope to the hopeless, after the winter new spring will come.

Expectations -
Daily pain...Sweet dreams at midnight – nightmare in the morning.

Gain -
False impression in the mind of a person who is thinking that here is something to gain and wastes his whole life in that way. The truth is that to gain anything he has to lose something else.
And the obtained must be lost again in exchange for something else. People are constantly loosing from the beginning of their life. At the end they remain naked in the front of God, who seams to be the reality, cause He never looses. Everything belongs to Him anyway. On he top of His absolute ownership He is managing it perfectly. So, He is really cool.
The soul, some say is also not bothered by such a changes. She is self-sufficient and doesn't need to play this game of gain and lost, which is frankly, only lost.

God -
Some accept Him, some reject, but that is the sum of arguments and discussions all about.
Which makes the sane man conclude that He really exist.

Hardhearted -
A man who overworked his image of being a “cool guy”. When you cool down to much, organic tissues die. Rapt in his bad power circle of selfishness, becomes more and more insensitive and unable to relate to anyone's' heart, what to speak to forgive.

Softhearted -
While speaking with him you get the impression of eating a juicy strawberry tipped with caramel. With the former one is like talking to The Statue of Freedom.

Inception -
You are in my dream, I'm in yours.
But wee seam to be both in the slumber of Someone behind.

Death –
New ID. Formal change of identity, which doesn't touch the real person, i.e. the soul.

Identity, Stage 1-
Chosen roll in a lifetime play. Approved by the society and the directors of your life drama.
As Shakespeare said...”We are all actors on the stage.”

Identity, Stage 2 -
You are able to convince the other actors that this is what you really are.

Identity, Stage 3 -
You may believe it yourself.

Idiot - Stage 4.

Idea -
from word ideos/gr./ setting the perfect realm our mind can imagine.

Knowledge/modern/ -
you can make money out of it...and nothing else.

Knowledge/real/ -
'Gnoti Sauton” - Know Thy Self. These last two words carved on the stone in ancient times may mean “the soul” or “Thy God”. Wise saintly people suggest that we better learn about both. How to do that – the next line follows: “Medem Agan”, take the middle path.

“Middle Path” -
Leveled to 'nothing too much' but it has much more to say. This is the path between and beyond dualities of the world- those of the mind and physical nature – like good & bad, pain & pleasure, rich & poor, glory & defame...”Medem Agan” or “The middle Path” is the Golden Line of spiritual enlightenment from which all the extremes and imperfections can clearly be seen, understood rightly and used for advancement with intelligence.
That is “The Path of the soul” leading to God.

Modern Law –
New Fashion. Where surprising changes occur under the dictation of ruler's appetites and diets considering how to digest with less pain the living force of the subjects. Every season new fashion dress is made out of new fancy lies...just to cover the very same old, naked and wrinkled Truth- “You are cheated!”

Neglectful –
the worst way to relate...in this world where everything is in its place and have a purpose there is only one thing to neglect – the envious opinions of the people's and our own mind.

Neophyte –
absolute beginner. He always places himself in the center of attention, where I am supposed to be. Imposing and boasting himself...but is actually inexperienced, low minded creature, which stays on my way to my objectives.
It is very difficult, almost impossible to accomplish anything in this crowd of selfish pretenders who don't realize that they are just an obstruction for my career...a great disturbance.

Modern Society -
'cheaters' and the 'cheated' on every social level.
The only guarantee is- ultimately everybody will be cheated.

Modern Philosophy -
Flow of thoughts, which makes you feel better. Justifying what you have just done.
No need to refer to the truth, nor even to logic...this makes it very popular.

Modern Art -
Profound illusion, exposing only one thing – author's incapability to comprehend reality and the value of his own life...Piece of junk.

Exceptions -
Fortunately always been and always be exceptions from any set of rules, on any level of reality. This clearly confirms that there is higher order of intelligence who designed both rules and exceptions to co-exist in perfect harmony of life.

Pain -
A gift from Mother Nature in response to our childish attempts to abuse Her...meant to bring us to common sense.

Philosophy, or Philo-sophia -
The very word philosophy comes from ancient Greek - meaning “being in love of the Supreme Truth” Philosoph-ers, respectively are those who serve with loving affection to beautiful Sophia , The Goddess able to impart this true knowledge of the self beyond time in their hearts. She is the Goddess of wisdom who embodies this ultimate knowledge. Philo-Sophers are Her worshipers. Philo – means love, Sophia is Goddess name. That's philosophy. As in the east anyone who aspire success in his learning has to worship her – the noble and chaste Saraswati, so the inquisitive great-minded man in the west as well did the same...Greeks greeted her as Sophia, and called themselves – philo-sophers or just a sophists, claiming those titles just to acknowledge that they are favored and blessed by the Goddess Sophia.
In Greece those learned man enjoyed recognition and respect no less then the Sarasvati Brahmanas in India.

Srila Suhotra Swami:
A philosopher is someone who loves wisdom. Therefore he devotes himself to knowledge, that it may bloom into wisdom without hindrance. In Bhagavad Gita 7.17, Lord Krishna declares that when a sage devotes himself to knowing Him, he becomes very dear to the Lord.

The time past and the personal understanding of The Supreme Truth and Goddess Sophia herself was lost. These two words were taken merely as a sign of some knowledge and erudition...and a few thousand years later human mind degraded so rapidly that the word philosophy signified just 'ability for mental speculation'.

This is the origin of the words 'feel' and 'sofi-sticated' in modern age.

Socrates -
The only philosopher in the west who lived what he thought. Surprisingly for all modern people he remained fearless, honest and fixed in the self.

Plato -
The great minded giant of thought, who adopted the wisdom of the east to the western lifestyle and logic. It is well known that the whole European Renaissance and modern philosophy is just a foot-note to him.

Aristotle -
The first man, who believed that his mind is setting the absolute truth. He took the shadows for more important than reality itself and was able to convince the others. It led him to confusion. As well as his followers...and they are quite a lot.

Political truth -
Dramatic show of a lie opposing to another lie, demanding that people must chose the truth.
Something you read in a newspaper and then trow it on the garbage. Still, it is a costly, luxurious trash, because it takes your time and money.

Political correctness -
Defensive system, part of the same basic instinct, which every animal has by nature – to keep his skin on his own back as long as he can.

Puppet show -
Amusement for many who are tired being controlled by a puppets and want to see how a man controls puppets. Computer games go one step further by giving them an illusion of a puppeteer.

Position -
Asset the people respect the most.

Highest respect -
Natural personal admiration of a person itself, regardless his position
without desire of anything in return. Seeing him as a part of God's creation.

Low class respect -
Elusively schemed respect to a person, knowing well that he will show respect to us.

Lowest class respect -
or one side respect, where the superior side feels disgust or no more then pity...at best.
Two classic examples: a fool fallen in lust begs a woman, or slave obeys a tyrant out of fear.

Even lower: modern respect -
The cheapest coin in current. A way to insure our position in the society. Being all seducing just to push somehow our fake images ahead, this kind of a so called 'respect' is false in all respects.

Rulers -
big people...big bank account and big funeral.

Subjects -
small people...struggling to become big people.

Frustration -
The background color in the picture of our life.



Inspirations/mundane/ –
Only three of them, variety is endless:
White – good – very nice, positive, widely beneficial, highly appreciated by the others, but ultimately material-ignorant about your real identity

Red – passionate – loaded with motivations, tense and burdensome, self-proving, exhausting, doesn't last, inevitably leading to great disappointment.

Gray – spooky, it doesn't really function, it ends up with talk, declaration, it's imitation, the shadow, doesn't have any real life, born of frustration.

Note:
all the various multicolored mundane inspirations end up as gray.

Inspiration/real/ –
in-spiritus/lt/ into the spirit.
always fresh, selfless, light and uplifting for everyone...so rare that it's considered miracle.
It comes only by the association of a likewise person.

Love -
The word which needs the most explanation, as well as 'God' and 'soul'. Supernatural power who makes you incessantly happy and reveals the highest and deepest meaning of your existence.
It has infinite levels, according to how and what, or Who is the object of love.
It could be anything...:
'I Love money'...'I love sex'...'I love food'...'I love peace'...etc...

Real object of love -
Only those who have it can describe it.

Lust -
The first wide open gate to hell. Lust is all devouring, eternal enemy of the soul and seams to be the winning destructive power in this mortal world. It is glorified in modern educational system and pieces of art. As mother Earth says:
"Great rulers of men, even those who are learned, meet frustration and failure because of material lust. Driven by lust, these kings place great hope and faith in the dead lump of flesh called the body, even though the material frame is as fleeting as bubbles of foam on water.”
Seams that we are like made of lust, just impossible to overcome...
But God says it is possible.

Greed -
The second wide open gate to hell. Unsatisfiable and merciless as his brother, this person has very specific taste. He likes humans more then anybody else. It is proven from classic and modern scientist that only humans can accommodate and experience such a immense, uncontrollable greed. Their natural conclusion was that humans are the crown, or on the last step of biological ladder, being able to surpass all other species in terms of lust and greediness. Next in the list are the pigs, cats and dogs...and it is not surprising that nowadays you see them living so close with humans. By such favorable association they both can advance on the path of devolution.

Anger -
The third wide open gate to hell...the actual hell, in and out. He is mostly flattered by the modern 'psycho-therapists' and 'prophets'. The favored refuge for possessed and ignorant people, he is the most destructive of all. His genealogical tree is quite fascinating:
Another son of Lord Brahma was Ir-religion, whose wife's name was Falsity. From their combination were born two demons named Dambha, or Bluffing, and Maya, or Cheating. These two demons were taken by a demon named Niriti, who had no children...from Dambha and Maya were born Greed and Nikriti, or Cunning. From their combination came children named Krodha (Anger) and Himsa(Envy), and from their combination were born Kali and his sister Durukti (Harsh Speech)...by the combination of Kali and Harsh Speech were born children named Mrityu (Death) and Bhiti (Fear). From the combination of Mrityu and Bhiti came children named Yatana (Excessive Pain) and Niraya (Hell).

Science -
Foolish child who loiters in endless darkness. But it has a Father and mother too, as all kids do.

Work -
a dumb ass is giving up his freedom for a handful of grass which grows everywhere and is all around him. He even looks down to the free donkeys who happily graze in the valley.

Humans/modern/ -
Sophisticated animals. 'Social animals' definition proofed to be wrong, because the advanced science found out that the 'lower animals' – the ones who Jesus didn't like and allow us to eat, are much more social, care taking and well organized then the 'humans'.
'Humans' are distinguished from other creatures not by his virtues but by the complexity of his problems.

Modern Human society -
A Royal edition of a cannibals' society.

Lower animals -
They don't speak philosophy or ideology whatsoever, even to justify the killing of their victims.
Nor they do art or make it to look nice...Very low and foolish. Obviously forsaken by Thy God, entirely bereft of His love. Therefore extremely naive and easy to capture. As we already said - just a meal.

Human/real/ -
a person who fully understands the value of life and acts accordingly. With conclusiveness high above the external flow of gross and subtle gross designations, he is able to hear, understand and serve The Supreme Person. Realizing himself as a spirit, he is expert in all activities. Distinct from sophisticated and simplistic animals he is acting without selfishness, on the level of sacrifice, always compassionate and beneficial for the others.
Only real human can experience real Love.

Material Success -
Program with multiple versions installed by the parents into the brain of a newly born child.
Installation is complete very quick and easy soon after the birth, depending very much on the unawareness of the child what he is going through. Still it has to be done with love, care and competence so that the tricked kid accepted as his own project of life and not aborted it.
No worry if the brain of your baby shows “System failure” , don't be upset - bye a TV set.
who will do the rest. It will install a program better then any parent can imagine.
Interesting enough this new program products are extremely flexible, they mix, integrate and expand.
So, the child often becomes obsessed not by only one but by many 'successful' images who make him even more unhappy and depressed, because non of them is ultimately fulfilling, nor perfect
nor even obtainable.
And he ends up playing computer games at home.

Survival -
Nobody survives. Death is 100 %.

Bad Surprise -
something which is supposed to happen. We don't like it at all and try to avoid or just forget it.
But despite all...it still happens.

Pleasant Surprise -
Natural break between two bad surprises.

Talkative -
extremely annoying individual, who talks unsubstantial gibberish, some old crap, exactly when I want to say and people need to hear from me something of extreme importance.

Truthful -
convincing, big mouth.

Justified -
reach enough.

Man -
slave of a woman, trying to become noticeable in her presence.

Woman (wow-man) -
most attractive species created by God, enjoying endless variety, from Goddesses down to the 'black widow'-vampire spiders, empowered to bring you imprisonment or salvation, heavenly pleasures or horror. In any case, women are the only inspiration for a dying man.

Sex -
Taste of life...Being the highest creative force in the human history, it is considered the topmost of all possible enjoyments. People manufactured art & economy, science & fashion, sports & drugs, all artificial comforts and so many other amusements just to give a spice to it. Because the problem with this sex-cock-tail of life is that becomes boring in time. You must change the flavor regularly to keep it fresh.

Modern economy -
by-product of sex. More a man is captured by woman's charms, more he is willing to work, to create, to deliver. As we well know behind every single man, small or great, stands a woman.


Soul -
Nobody have seen it...It must be closer to God, because He shares similar quality.
For the last few thousand years, historians claim, no one have seen Him either.
But seams that He is still around and He knows about the soul quite well,
hear what He says:
For the soul there is neither birth nor death at any time. He has not come into being, does not come into being, and will not come into being. He is unborn, eternal, ever-existing and primeval. He is not slain when the body is slain....As the embodied soul continuously passes, in this body, from boyhood to youth to old age, the soul similarly passes into another body at death.

Embodied -
Imprisoned, unable to see the real self, i.e. the soul.

Spiritual intelligence –
the thing we need no less then air, no less then love. Its absence turned us into sophisticated animals, making our life chaotic and aimless squash. Reaching up only to daily demands and eventually cheap recognition...just meaningless.

Religion/real/:
Second chance. There must be a life-giver & Maintainer called God and the creature is expected to feel at least a bit of gratitude or obligation to his Creator. Religion is meant to re-establish, to re-link, as the Latin words re-ligare shows, the contact between the these two persons.
The fundamental principle and the goal of all real religions is one. Forms of it need to vary all over the Universe, because of a different times, places, circumstances and human races God
and His prophets have to deal with.
Religion defines human life and differentiates him from a that of a sophisticated animal.

Superman -
Daily meal for a Superwoman.

Saintly person -
Ambassador of the spiritual world. Exhibiting divine qualities, most prominent of which are humility and compassion. His existence is saturated with pure love of God and perfect behavior.
His appearance in this world never goes in vain. It is an event of a greatest magnitude in peoples' life, enriches God's mission and expresses His will.

Democracy -
“Demon-crazy”, or “Slightly covered anarchy”. It is a Demo-version of a future idyllic society, which is of course Idiocracy.

Idiocracy -
as the word shows, society run by bunch of idiots who have all kinds of different insane ideas in their jar-heads what should be done.

Music -
The first among all other arts. Named after Goddess Musa and has beat, harmony and melody at once. Saying goes that music can bring you face to face with God, or open the box of all fears.
Music we perceive like nothing else in the world, straight and deep in the heart beyond any logic and affects our consciousness more than anything else too. It can bring out all hidden human emotions...the whole beauty, and all moods and flavors in life.
The wise said that the first and most beautiful piece of music was done by The Lord Himself.

Music/modern/ -
Although crippled and brought to the level of beat and noise, still yields most relishable experiences.

Person:
To summarize, a person is an eternal being with limited freedom of choice.
His awareness of what choices lie before him is shaped by time-bound material phenomena,
which include experiences that are physical, emotional and mental.
The phenomena a person now experiences are in reaction to his past actions./SSS/

Freedom -
to choose how to be dependent...in what way. The government facilitates and supervises not only the prisoners,but the good citizens as well. You may choose another government too...and another life...in another world. That's part of the game. But wherever you go you will find Someone designed all of it...long, long time before you came.

Free man -
the one who has real choice.

Choice -
eternal asset of the soul, thou humans deny it often, choice always exist.
It is inseparable from a person...its most natural symptom.

Faith -
number of beliefs that substantiate human life.
Faith defines faith, means that belief defines destiny.
It is a private matter, natural urge for shelter and support invested in every creature.
It can be directed practically to every object or a person. One thing is sure –
never place your faith in politician or a woman...or in people subordinate to them.

Famous man -
is like a wet stool, and when “the famous” dies is like a dry stool.


With all respects
Jagannath M.D.

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